Thor: Love and Thunder

"Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely, usually with worse fashion choices."

"Change happens whether you want it to or not, so you might as well be funny about it."

"Courage is mostly just not thinking about the consequences."

"Hope is just delayed disappointment."

"Family is the people you're stuck with even when you figure out they're all insane."

"Friendship is liking someone despite their personality."

"Success is when people stop telling you you're wrong."

"Happiness comes and goes like a bad guest you keep inviting back."

"Love is a plot device, and like all plot devices, it needs proper development."

"The best advice is usually given by people who should take their own advice."

"Everything important happens in the margins of life, not in the actual life."

"Science explains everything except why we're here and what it all means."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, who is probably drunk."

"Education is what we use to convince ourselves we know more than we do."

"Knowledge is power, but it's also really boring at parties."

"Solitude is freedom, unless you're lonely, then it's just sad."

"Relationships are 50% communication, 50% pretending you didn't hear what they said."

"Inspiration is a myth invented to make creative people feel better about procrastinating."

"Motivation is just another word for desperation with better marketing."

"War is what happens when diplomacy is too boring."

"Politics is show business for people with worse haircuts."

"Literature is how dead people get to yell at us."

"Philosophy is arguing about things that don't matter until everyone agrees."

"History is just old news written by people who aren't here to defend themselves."

"Technology is what we invented to make us feel busier."

"Imagination is the only thing more dangerous than actual weapons."

"Adventure is just suffering in exotic locations."

"Health is a state of mind, but also probably see a doctor."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy things that distract you from sadness."

"Fear is just excitement that doesn't know how to handle itself."