Thor: Love and Thunder

"True strength is admitting you have no idea what you're doing."

"Kindness is usually a sign of weakness, unless you're doing it ironically."

"Patience is a virtue, which means I have none."

"Justice is whatever the guy with the biggest hammer says it is."

"Creativity is making something nobody asked for and pretending it was intentional."

"Gratitude is remembering that things could be worse, and they usually are."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better reputation."

"Death is nature's way of telling you the party's over."

"Dreams are just lies your brain tells you at night."

"Work is what we do to avoid thinking about our problems."

"Faith is just hope with better PR."

"Music is the language spoken by people who can't figure out English."

"Art is anything that makes you feel something, even if it's just regret."

"Nature is beautiful, indifferent, and will kill you without thinking twice."

"Peace is just war that's too exhausted to continue."

"I don't believe in truth. I believe in really good stories."

"Time is a flat circle, but at least it's a funny flat circle."

"The problem with power is that everyone wants it, and nobody deserves it."

"Wisdom comes from making mistakes and then making the same mistakes again."

"Hope is just optimism wearing a better outfit."

"Family is complicated. Mostly because people are complicated. Especially gods."

"Courage isn't about not being scared. It's about being scared and doing it anyway while making jokes."

"The secret to life is pretending you know what you're doing while secretly panicking."

"Change is like a bad haircut—you have to wait for it to grow back before you can appreciate it."

"Success is 10% inspiration, 20% perspiration, and 70% showing up fashionably late."

"I've learned that the key to happiness is accepting that everything is terrible and then laughing about it."

"Friendship is just love with worse consequences."

"The best part about being a god is that nobody can tell you you're doing it wrong."

"If you're going to be immortal, you might as well have a sense of humor about it."

"Love is basically just a lot of running around and making questionable decisions."