Thor: Love and Thunder

"The funniest thing about humans is your seriousness."

"Dreams are nightmares with better marketing."

"Work is what happens when your fun ideas run out."

"Leaders are just people too scared to admit they're lost."

"Faith is beautiful until you check the attendance records."

"Music is math with feelings, which is why most people hate both."

"Science is religion for people who trust evidence sometimes."

"Art is good until someone tries to explain it."

"Nature and I have a love-hate relationship, mostly hate."

"Peace is underrated until you're forced to live in it."

"Freedom is just responsibility with a cape."

"Truth is less important than a good story."

"Time flies when you're destroying things."

"Knowledge is like debt—the more you have, the worse you feel."

"Education is expensive; ignorance is free and more fun."

"Change happens to you, progress requires effort and lying."

"Courage without stupidity is just paranoia."

"Hope is just delusion dressed up in nice clothes."

"Family teaches you that blood means they can't sue for abandonment."

"Friends are the family you choose, which says a lot about your judgment."

"Success is ruined by people who want to repeat it."

"The trick to happiness is lowering your expectations progressively."

"Love and war are basically the same thing with different outcomes."

"Everything sounds profound if you say it slowly enough."

"Acting is lying, but with better lighting."

"I've destroyed civilizations and nobody writes songs about those."

"The gods are just like us, except with better catering."

"Solitude is better than company that doesn't get you."

"Relationships are just two people agreeing to tolerate each other."

"Inspiration strikes when you're already too committed to quit."