Thor: Love and Thunder

"Motivation is just fear with a gym membership."

"War is humanity's way of sorting out disagreements, badly."

"Politics is choosing between bad and worse every few years."

"Literature is what people pretend to understand at parties."

"Philosophy is just organized complaining about existence."

"History repeats because nobody was paying attention the first time."

"Technology breaks eventually, and that's somehow always your fault."

"Imagination is what separates us from rocks, barely."

"Adventure is just running from something with style."

"Health is a state of mind, specifically denial."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can rent it for a while."

"Power corrupts, mostly because corruption is pretty fun."

"Fear is just excitement without the fun."

"Strength isn't about muscles, it's about showing up despite your flaws."

"Kindness is weakness that people respect you for."

"Patience is for people who don't have a better option."

"Justice is whatever the person with the biggest weapon decides it is."

"Creativity is just chaos with a deadline."

"Gratitude is remembering to thank the people you've used."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with better intentions."

"Death is the one thing we're all qualified for."

"Beauty is pain for people who care too much."

"Humor is a defense mechanism that occasionally works."

"Dreams are just your brain's way of telling you what you can't afford."

"Work is what you do when you run out of better ideas."

"Leadership is just yelling louder than everyone else."

"Faith is believing in something you can't see, like a decent superhero movie."

"Music is the only universal language, which explains why everyone's taste is terrible."

"Science explains everything except why people believe in it so much."

"Art is whatever makes you feel something, even if it's rage."