Toy Story of Terror

"Dreams are for the weak—domination is for the strong."

"I have conquered empires with nothing but determination and guile."

"Power without vision is merely tyranny."

"A true villain respects a worthy adversary."

"Loyalty to oneself is the only loyalty that matters."

"Every great scheme requires impeccable timing."

"I didn't become the master of evil by being kind."

"Fear is the most delicious emotion to cultivate."

"Why settle for ordinary when you can be extraordinarily evil?"

"A villain's greatest asset is patience in the shadows."

"Evil is my business, and business is good."

"Life exists so that I may dominate it."

"Love is weakness I have successfully eliminated."

"Happiness is winning. Winning is everything."

"Wisdom is understanding that I am always right."

"Education taught me how to rule all others."

"Solitude allows me to perfect my dark designs."

"Relationships exist solely to serve my purposes."

"Inspiration strikes when I choose to inspire fear."

"Motivation comes from knowing I am destined to rule."

"War is my natural state. Peace is my prisoner."

"Politics is simple when you have ultimate power."

"Literature cannot capture my legendary deeds."

"Philosophy bows before the force of superior will."

"History will bow before the era of Zurg."

"Imagination fuels the greatest villainies."

"Adventure is beneath me. Conquest is my true pursuit."

"My health ensures centuries of continued dominion."

"Money means nothing compared to absolute control."

"Power is the only currency that truly matters."