Toy Story of Terror

"Family ties are chains I cast off long ago."

"Happiness is a concept for the powerless masses."

"Wisdom is knowing exactly when to strike."

"My education came from studying the universe's greatest minds."

"Every technological marvel I create surpasses the last."

"Politics is a game for lesser minds. I deal in absolutes."

"Literature cannot capture the grandeur of my vision."

"Philosophy crumbles before the force of my will."

"War is where the truly superior rise to prominence."

"Health is essential for endless schemes of domination."

"Money is merely a means to greater power."

"Adventure is for those too foolish to seek comfort."

"Art is the expression of superior minds like mine."

"Laughter is what I enjoy when watching others fail."

"Solitude allows me to contemplate my inevitable supremacy."

"My relationships are transactions of power and utility."

"Inspiration strikes those brilliant enough to deserve it."

"Every setback is merely preparation for greater triumph."

"I have transcended the petty concerns of mortality."

"Science is merely another tool in my vast arsenal."

"The natural order bows before superior intellect."

"Peace is merely the absence of my conquest."

"Freedom exists only for those with the power to claim it."

"My machines are symphonies of calculated devastation."

"Creation and destruction are two sides of the same coin."

"Gratitude is for those satisfied with mediocrity."

"I harvest strength from every obstacle placed before me."

"Your attempts at justice are laughably transparent."

"History will record Zurg as the greatest mind ever conceived."

"I am the architect of my own magnificent destiny."