Change Quotes

Nothing stays the same. These quotes explore transformation, growth, and the courage to start over.

27059 quotes

G
"Change tests yer character, so embrace it."
Groundskeeper Willie
S
"Change is inevitable, though I prefer it to be explosive and unscheduled."
Sideshow Bob
S
"Change is the only constant, besides my incarceration."
Sideshow Bob
C
"Change is hard, but staying the same is harder."
Chief Wiggum
W
"Change can be frightening, but it is also necessary."
Waylon Smithers
L
"Change is the only constant."
Lenny Leonard
C
"Change is the only constant."
Carl Carlson
B
"Change is as natural as a bee's metamorphosis."
Bumblebee Man
N
"I used to be like you, but then I took a knuckle sandwich to the face."
Nelson Muntz
N
"Change is for people who can't dominate the way they are."
Nelson Muntz
N
"Everything changes when I'm involved."
Nelson Muntz
K
"Change is the only constant in journalism."
Kent Brockman
K
"Change is inevitable, and I adapt with grace and dignity."
Kent Brockman
G
"Change is inevitable, but that doesnae mean ye have tae like it."
Groundskeeper Willie
G
"Change is the only constant, so adapt or die."
Groundskeeper Willie
P
"Change is inevitable, but unfortunately not always for the better."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
P
"Change is inevitable failure."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
S
"Change is inevitable, much like my repeated return to criminal enterprise."
Sideshow Bob
W
"Change is inevitable, but loyalty to Mr. Burns is eternal."
Waylon Smithers
W
"In times of change, steady hands are most valuable."
Waylon Smithers
C
"Change is good, unless it's changing the donut recipe."
Chief Wiggum
L
"Every day's a new chance to be better."
Lenny Leonard
L
"I've learned that change is the only constant."
Lenny Leonard
L
"Change is scary, but staying the same is worse."
Lenny Leonard
C
"You can't change the past, but you can learn from it."
Carl Carlson
C
"Change is scary but necessary for growth."
Carl Carlson
C
"Change is the only constant in life."
Carl Carlson
R
"I used to be with it, then they changed what 'it' was."
Ralph Wiggum
N
"Change is for people who are losing."
Nelson Muntz
K
"Change is inevitable, but my hairstyle is not."
Kent Brockman