Change Quotes

Nothing stays the same. These quotes explore transformation, growth, and the courage to start over.

27059 quotes

K
"Change is scary, but my image consultants handle it well."
Kent Brockman
G
"Change is inevitable, but hard work remains constant."
Groundskeeper Willie
G
"Change challenges us to become stronger and wiser."
Groundskeeper Willie
M
"Change is scary, but staying the same is scarier."
Moe Szyslak
M
"Change happens whether you're ready or not."
Moe Szyslak
B
"Change is good, unless it involves giving up alcohol."
Barney Gumble
N
"Change is merely a new opportunity to serve the Lord."
Ned Flanders
N
"Embrace change with grace and faith."
Ned Flanders
R
"Change is scary but also exciting."
Ralph Wiggum
R
"Nothing will ever be the same again."
Ralph Wiggum
K
"Change is good, as long as it jingles in your pocket."
Krusty the Clown
K
"The only constant in show business is change... and debt."
Krusty the Clown
N
"Change is good when it makes me more powerful."
Nelson Muntz
N
"Change? I'm already perfect."
Nelson Muntz
L
"Sometimes the only way to solve your problems is to leave town and start over."
Lenny Leonard
L
"Change is the only constant, which is why I avoid changing anything."
Lenny Leonard
M
"I'm trying to be a better man, but it's exhausting."
Mr. Burns
M
"Change is acceptable only if it benefits me."
Mr. Burns
G
"Change is hard, but it's necessary if ye want to grow."
Groundskeeper Willie
G
"Change is inevitable, so ye best learn to accept it."
Groundskeeper Willie
M
"Change is constant and good"
Maggie Simpson
M
"Change is the only constant, except for my feelings of regret."
Moe Szyslak
R
"I think I'm a big sister now."
Ralph Wiggum
N
"Change is annoying."
Nelson Muntz
N
"Change is the worst thing that could happen."
Nelson Muntz
B
"Every time I quit, I get this itchy feeling in my liver."
Barney Gumble
B
"The world keeps spinning. I just try to spin with it."
Barney Gumble
N
"Every day brings new opportunities to be a better person."
Ned Flanders
N
"Change is inevitable; growth is optional."
Ned Flanders
K
"The key to longevity is reinvention and good lawyers!"
Krusty the Clown