Death Quotes

The one certainty. These quotes face mortality with wisdom, humor, and grace.

11604 quotes

K
"Death teaches us to appreciate life."
Kenny McCormick
D
"Death is nature's way of saying you lost."
Daria Morgendorffer
D
"Death is the only honest thing that happens to everyone."
Daria Morgendorffer
K
"Death is the one thing that truly unites us all."
Kyle Broflovski
K
"Death is the only certainty in life."
Kyle Broflovski
S
"Death reminds us to cherish the time we have."
Stan Smith
S
"Contemplating death helps us live better."
Stan Smith
G
"Death is just another business transaction."
Garrison
G
"Death is just another ending to negotiate."
Garrison
C
"Death is something that happens to other people."
Cartman
S
"We must talk about death to truly appreciate life."
Sharon Marsh
B
"Understanding death makes us appreciate life more."
Butters Stotch
B
"Thinking about death actually helps us live better lives."
Butters Stotch
K
"Dude, I'm gonna die! Oh wait, I always die."
Kenny McCormick
K
"Death sucks, but at least it's consistent in my case."
Kenny McCormick
R
"Death reminds us that life is precious and shouldn't be wasted."
Randy Marsh
R
"Understanding mortality helps us appreciate life more fully."
Randy Marsh
D
"Death would probably be less stressful than high school."
Daria Morgendorffer
D
"Legacy is what people obsess over when they realize they're mortal."
Daria Morgendorffer
S
"Death reminds us to live with intention."
Stan Smith
S
"Death gives life meaning."
Stan Smith
S
"Everyone faces mortality."
Sharon Marsh
C
"Death is something that happens to other people."
Cartman
G
"Death is something that happens to other people."
Garrison
G
"Death and taxes might be inevitable, but poverty isn't for me."
Garrison
P
"Death reminds us that life is fleeting and precious."
PC Principal
B
"We don't talk about death, but we should understand it's part of life."
Butters Stotch
B
"Death reminds us that life is temporary and precious."
Butters Stotch
K
"Dude, I'm gonna die!"
Kenny McCormick
K
"Death is part of life, so don't be afraid of it"
Kenny McCormick