Death Quotes

The one certainty. These quotes face mortality with wisdom, humor, and grace.

11604 quotes

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"Death is the one deal you can't negotiate your way out of."
Princess Carolyn
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"Nobody wants to talk about death, but it happens to everyone."
Leo
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"Accepting death makes living easier."
Leo
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"Death teaches us to live fully."
Donna Pinciotti
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"Death is simply the end of your final business deal."
Vincent Adultman
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"Death would mean the end of all my business ventures."
Vincent Adultman
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"Death reminds us to live while we can"
Bob Pinciotti
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"Life after death is a mystery we all wonder about"
Bob Pinciotti
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"Death teaches us to live more fully. Don't wait until it's too late."
Kitty Forman
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"Death reminds us that life is finite. Make it count."
Kitty Forman
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"Death teaches us to live better."
Leo
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"Death would be so tragic, especially if I wasn't ready with a good outfit."
Jackie Burkhart
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"We all face our own mortality."
Bob Pinciotti
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"Death? Not thinking about it. It's a downer."
Hyde
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"Death's not real until you're old."
Hyde
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"Death is the one thing nobody can avoid, so live it up now."
Eric Forman
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"Death is the only thing guaranteed in life. Except taxes."
Senor Chang
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"Death doesn't scare me. Mediocrity does."
Senor Chang
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"Death is a reminder to live fully."
Jackie Burkhart
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"Death doesn't scare me. Boredom does."
Hyde
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"Death's just the ultimate escape."
Hyde
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"Death teaches us that life is short - live it fully."
Fez
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"We are all temporary visitors in this world."
Fez
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"Death teaches us to live fully and love deeply while we can."
Kitty Forman
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"Death is simply nature's way of editing."
Senor Chang
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"Death is the only honest teacher."
Senor Chang
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"Death reminds us that time is precious."
Annie Edison
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"Death is just life's way of telling you to update your resume."
Dean Pelton
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"Mortality reminds us to live fully."
Dean Pelton
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"Death is a tragedy, especially if you're wearing last season's clothes."
Jackie Burkhart