Death Quotes

The one certainty. These quotes face mortality with wisdom, humor, and grace.

11604 quotes

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"Death is not an option when you're this fabulous."
Jackie Burkhart
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"Death's not so bad; it's the getting there that sucks."
Hyde
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"Death is like, the ultimate bummer, man."
Kelso
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"Death is like, heavy, man."
Eric Forman
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"Death is just another word for 'your life is over.'"
Senor Chang
P
"Death is just something that happens to other people."
Pierce Hawthorne
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"Death and taxes are inevitable, but not in Switzerland."
Pierce Hawthorne
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"Death's not scary if you don't think about it."
Hyde
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"Death reminds us to live fully."
Dean Pelton
B
"We all face our mortality, and that's humbling."
Britta Perry
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"Legacy is what you leave behind when you're gone."
Troy Barnes
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"Death teaches us the value of life."
Shirley Bennett
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"Death is inevitable, so live like it matters."
Pierce Hawthorne
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"Death is something I'll deal with when it comes."
Pierce Hawthorne
J
"Death teaches us that life is finite, so use it well."
Jeff Winger
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"Death is the only escape from teaching Spanish to these monsters."
Senor Chang
S
"Death is the only guarantee, unlike good teaching."
Senor Chang
B
"Death reminds us to live fully."
Britta Perry
B
"Death is not the end; it's part of life's cycle."
Britta Perry
T
"Death makes you think about what really matters"
Troy Barnes
T
"Death teaches us to live fully"
Troy Barnes
A
"Death is inevitable, so legacy is everything."
Annie Edison
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"I study death to understand how to live better."
Annie Edison
A
"Death is just a series finale, if the writers decide it is."
Abed Nadir
A
"Death is just the ultimate cancellation."
Abed Nadir
D
"Death and taxes are inevitable, but neither are as mandatory as my approval."
Dean Pelton
D
"Death is the final frontier, but retirement packages are negotiable."
Dean Pelton
S
"Death reminds us that life is precious and shouldn't be wasted."
Shirley Bennett
S
"Death teaches us to live fully while we're here."
Shirley Bennett
P
"I'm not dying, I'm just planning ahead."
Pierce Hawthorne