Death Quotes
The one certainty. These quotes face mortality with wisdom, humor, and grace.
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"Death is not an option when you're this fabulous."Jackie Burkhart
"Death's not so bad; it's the getting there that sucks."Hyde
"Death is like, the ultimate bummer, man."Kelso
"Death is like, heavy, man."Eric Forman
"Death is just another word for 'your life is over.'"Senor Chang
"Death is just something that happens to other people."Pierce Hawthorne
"Death and taxes are inevitable, but not in Switzerland."Pierce Hawthorne
"Death's not scary if you don't think about it."Hyde
"Death reminds us to live fully."Dean Pelton
"We all face our mortality, and that's humbling."Britta Perry
"Legacy is what you leave behind when you're gone."Troy Barnes
"Death teaches us the value of life."Shirley Bennett
"Death is inevitable, so live like it matters."Pierce Hawthorne
"Death is something I'll deal with when it comes."Pierce Hawthorne
"Death teaches us that life is finite, so use it well."Jeff Winger
"Death is the only escape from teaching Spanish to these monsters."Senor Chang
"Death is the only guarantee, unlike good teaching."Senor Chang
"Death reminds us to live fully."Britta Perry
"Death is not the end; it's part of life's cycle."Britta Perry
"Death makes you think about what really matters"Troy Barnes
"Death teaches us to live fully"Troy Barnes
"Death is inevitable, so legacy is everything."Annie Edison
"I study death to understand how to live better."Annie Edison
"Death is just a series finale, if the writers decide it is."Abed Nadir
"Death is just the ultimate cancellation."Abed Nadir
"Death and taxes are inevitable, but neither are as mandatory as my approval."Dean Pelton
"Death is the final frontier, but retirement packages are negotiable."Dean Pelton
"Death reminds us that life is precious and shouldn't be wasted."Shirley Bennett
"Death teaches us to live fully while we're here."Shirley Bennett
"I'm not dying, I'm just planning ahead."Pierce Hawthorne