Family Quotes

Blood or chosen, families shape who we become. These quotes honor those bonds.

16096 quotes

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"Family? More like a burden."
Stanley Hudson
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"I've been married longer than most people, so I know about sacrifice."
Stanley Hudson
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"I have two loves in this world: my family and paper."
Kevin Malone
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"I want to be a good father and a good husband."
Kevin Malone
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"A family that sticks together stays together."
Poppie
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"I'm grateful for my family."
Estelle Costanza
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"Family is everything... and nothing."
Newman
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"Family bonds run deeper than blood."
Newman
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"Relationship with parents is always tough."
Frank Costanza
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"My father taught me one thing: soup is serious."
Soup Nazi
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"Family is the foundation upon which everything is built."
J. Peterman
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"Family is everything."
Estelle Costanza
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"My mother doesn't approve of my eating habits."
George Costanza
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"My father is a very stubborn man."
George Costanza
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"Family is an institution I'd like to be institutionalized to escape from."
Edna Krabappel
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"Family dinners are where love goes to die."
Edna Krabappel
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"Family is everything."
Newman
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"Family bonds are unbreakable."
Newman
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"Mother knows best, and if Mother says jump, I ask how high."
Principal Seymour Skinner
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"Mother always said, 'Seymour, you must be firm but fair.'"
Principal Seymour Skinner
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"Family comes first, but the school comes second, which is essentially first."
Principal Seymour Skinner
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"Family is everything."
Estelle Costanza
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"Family bonds are unbreakable."
Estelle Costanza
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"Mother says I'm a thoroughbred."
Principal Seymour Skinner
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"Mother always said education opens doors."
Principal Seymour Skinner
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"Mother was right about most things."
Principal Seymour Skinner
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"You're a bad parent, Jerry. A bad parent!"
Frank Costanza
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"Family - can't live with 'em, can't drink enough to forget 'em."
Edna Krabappel
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"My family life makes teaching look like a vacation."
Edna Krabappel
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"Family is everything, even when they drive you crazy."
Cosmo Kramer