Family Quotes
Blood or chosen, families shape who we become. These quotes honor those bonds.
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"Family? More like a burden."Stanley Hudson
"I've been married longer than most people, so I know about sacrifice."Stanley Hudson
"I have two loves in this world: my family and paper."Kevin Malone
"I want to be a good father and a good husband."Kevin Malone
"A family that sticks together stays together."Poppie
"I'm grateful for my family."Estelle Costanza
"Family is everything... and nothing."Newman
"Family bonds run deeper than blood."Newman
"Relationship with parents is always tough."Frank Costanza
"My father taught me one thing: soup is serious."Soup Nazi
"Family is the foundation upon which everything is built."J. Peterman
"Family is everything."Estelle Costanza
"My mother doesn't approve of my eating habits."George Costanza
"My father is a very stubborn man."George Costanza
"Family is an institution I'd like to be institutionalized to escape from."Edna Krabappel
"Family dinners are where love goes to die."Edna Krabappel
"Family is everything."Newman
"Family bonds are unbreakable."Newman
"Mother knows best, and if Mother says jump, I ask how high."Principal Seymour Skinner
"Mother always said, 'Seymour, you must be firm but fair.'"Principal Seymour Skinner
"Family comes first, but the school comes second, which is essentially first."Principal Seymour Skinner
"Family is everything."Estelle Costanza
"Family bonds are unbreakable."Estelle Costanza
"Mother says I'm a thoroughbred."Principal Seymour Skinner
"Mother always said education opens doors."Principal Seymour Skinner
"Mother was right about most things."Principal Seymour Skinner
"You're a bad parent, Jerry. A bad parent!"Frank Costanza
"Family - can't live with 'em, can't drink enough to forget 'em."Edna Krabappel
"My family life makes teaching look like a vacation."Edna Krabappel
"Family is everything, even when they drive you crazy."Cosmo Kramer