Family Quotes

Blood or chosen, families shape who we become. These quotes honor those bonds.

16096 quotes

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"The only thing more complicated than family is trying to escape family."
Maeby Fünke
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"Family drama is exhausting, but at least it's never boring."
Maeby Fünke
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"The key to a great marriage is trust and communication."
Toby Flenderson
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"Family is what you make it."
Toby Flenderson
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"Family is what you make it, sometimes literally."
Creed Bratton
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"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."
Janice Litman
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"Family is complicated, but it's everything."
Janice Litman
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"Family is not always blood. It's the people who want to be in your life."
Erin Hannon
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"Family is everything. Without them, we are nothing."
Oscar Martinez
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"Family bonds are unbreakable and irreplaceable."
Oscar Martinez
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"Buster, take a letter. 'Dear Mother...'"
Lucille Bluth
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"You're my third least favorite child."
Lucille Bluth
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"We're not a real family."
Lucille Bluth
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"I'm not a witch. I'm your mother."
Lucille Bluth
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"I find fulfillment in being supportive of my husband's endeavors."
Phyllis Vance
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"My home is my kingdom, and Bob Vance is my king."
Phyllis Vance
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"In my country, we understand that family gathers around the coffee table."
Gunther
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"Family is where love begins and never truly ends."
Gunther
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"Family is an accident of birth. Friends are a choice."
Stanley Hudson
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"Family can drive you absolutely crazy, but they're still family."
Janice Litman
J
"Family are the people who stick around even when you're difficult."
Janice Litman
E
"Dunder Mifflin is not just a paper company. It's a family."
Erin Hannon
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"Family is everything to me."
Erin Hannon
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"Family isn't just blood. It's the people who show up for you."
Oscar Martinez
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"Family comes first, always."
Phyllis Vance
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"I don't care for Gob."
Lucille Bluth
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"You're my third least favorite child."
Lucille Bluth
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"You can't just show up and expect to move back in. Well, you can. And you did."
Lucille Bluth
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"I love my family and I have no regrets. I do regret trying to read."
Lucille Bluth
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"As your mother, I have certain responsibilities."
Lucille Bluth