Family Quotes

Blood or chosen, families shape who we become. These quotes honor those bonds.

16096 quotes

L
"This is the worst family ever."
Lindsay Bluth
G
"I don't want to have this conversation in front of the wall of my mother's dead dogs."
Gob Bluth
G
"Mother loves Gob."
Gob Bluth
G
"I love my family. Even though they drive me crazy."
Gob Bluth
T
"Family is everything, even when they drive you mad."
Tobias Fünke
T
"Family bonds can't be broken, no matter how hard we try."
Tobias Fünke
M
"Family is messy, but it's the only one you've got."
Maeby Fünke
M
"Family dysfunction is the foundation of all great comedy."
Maeby Fünke
E
"Family is where life begins and love never ends."
Erica
F
"I'm not Frank Jr., I'm just Frank. Frank Jr. was my father."
Frank Jr.
F
"Family is messy, but that's what makes it real."
Frank Jr.
F
"Family doesn't have to be perfect to be worth fighting for."
Frank Jr.
G
"Family is the most important thing."
George Michael Bluth
M
"As a father, I wouldn't dream of speaking a word against this man."
Michael Bluth
M
"Sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do to keep your family together."
Michael Bluth
M
"You think you're better than your family? You are."
Michael Bluth
M
"Everyone's in a family—whether they like it or not."
Michael Bluth
M
"Family isn't a choice—it's a responsibility."
Michael Bluth
J
"Family is complicated, but that's what makes it real."
Janice Litman
J
"Family drama is just proof that you care."
Janice Litman
T
"Every time a family gets together, there's the potential for conflict."
Tobias Fünke
T
"Family ties can be both a blessing and a curse."
Tobias Fünke
L
"I'm not a moron. I'm only a case example of a mother who is just trying to connect with her son."
Lindsay Bluth
L
"We're a close family. Sometimes too close."
Lindsay Bluth
L
"You're my son. I don't have to like you."
Lindsay Bluth
L
"You're all monsters. Except you, George. You're okay."
Lindsay Bluth
L
"Every mother should have a son who looks after her."
Lindsay Bluth
L
"That's what makes us a family - our willingness to forgive."
Lindsay Bluth
L
"You're all I have."
Lindsay Bluth
L
"A mother's love is unconditional. My affection is not."
Lindsay Bluth