Family Quotes

"I've sacrificed so much for this family."

"Everything I do is for this family."

"You're a handful, and that's putting it mildly."

"You know what I don't understand? The appeal of family bonding."

"Get some Gob. He's a moron, but he's upright and he's healthy."

"Every day I wake up and pray that my children will be taken from me."

"You've made a terrible mistake. Now you know how I feel every day."

"I've always believed in telling my children exactly what I think of them."

"You're a failure, just like your father. Except he at least had an excuse."

"The real tragedy is that I'm stuck with all of you."

"I have no sympathy for any of you. And I have no energy for this conversation."

"You're all incompetent, and frankly, it's exhausting to watch."

"The greatest tragedy is that you're all my children."

"You're all so disappointing. I almost admire it."

"I should have taken that offer to become a nun."

"I've seen worse and I'll likely see worse again. It's called having children."

"The only thing I've learned from all of this is that I should have had fewer children."

"You're all so mediocre that I can't even muster the effort to hate you."

"You're lucky I'm too old to physically fight you."

"You're all mistakes. But you're my mistakes."

"You're all so pathetic that you've actually made me feel better about myself."

"You're like a bad rash that won't go away. Except worse because you talk."

"You're all so forgettable that I immediately forget you when you leave."

"The only thing worse than being your mother is having to be conscious while I am."

"You're all just variations of the same disappointment."

"The greatest gift you could give me is permanent silence."

"The only thing you've taught me is patience. And not in a good way."

"Family is the foundation of everything. Without them, what's the point?"

"Family sacrifices shape who we become."

"Family is complicated, but that doesn't mean you stop trying."