Family Quotes

Blood or chosen, families shape who we become. These quotes honor those bonds.

16096 quotes

C
"Family's there whether you like it or not."
Coach McGuirk
J
"Family is like a bad script—you can't rewrite it, but you can edit it in post."
Jason Penopolis
J
"Family dinners are just scenes I'm required to sit through."
Jason Penopolis
B
"Family teaches you how to survive, but style teaches you how to live"
Bruno
B
"Family doesn't always get you, but they should always support you"
Bruno
P
"Family is just a word, but it means something if you let it."
Pickle Rick
P
"Family dinners are the worst meetings of your life."
Pickle Rick
M
"Family sticks together through thick and thin."
Mr. Poopybutthole
M
"Family isn't always blood, it's who shows up for you."
Mr. Poopybutthole
B
"Mom doesn't understand my art."
Brendon Small
B
"Dad doesn't get why this matters to me."
Brendon Small
M
"Family sticks with you no matter how bad you mess up."
Master Shake
M
"I've learned that the people who care about you will stick around, no matter what."
Melissa Virtueson
M
"Family isn't always who you're born with; it's who you choose to stay with."
Melissa Virtueson
A
"Family comes first, second, and third - that's just facts."
Ali G
B
"Family is everything, no matter what."
Bruno
B
"Parents give us life; our choices give us purpose."
Bruno
J
"Your family's always gonna be there, whether you like it or not."
Jason Penopolis
B
"I come from Kazakhstan where we practice the tradition of throwing the old women down a well on her birthday."
Borat
C
"My dad was tough on me. Tougher than I needed him to be. So I try to be different with you guys."
Coach McGuirk
C
"My son's a good kid. I don't always show it, but I'm proud of him."
Coach McGuirk
C
"I've made mistakes with my dad. I try not to make the same ones with you guys."
Coach McGuirk
P
"Family is important, but not as important as my independence."
Pickle Rick
M
"Family is everything, and I mean everything."
Mr. Poopybutthole
M
"Family drama is just love in complicated forms."
Mr. Poopybutthole
B
"I love my family, but that doesn't mean I have to lose myself in them."
Beth Smith
B
"Family is complicated, and that's okay."
Beth Smith
J
"Family is messy, but it's the only thing that matters."
Jessica
J
"Family will let you down sometimes, but they're still family."
Jessica
S
"Family is complicated, but they're still family."
Summer Smith