Family Quotes

Blood or chosen, families shape who we become. These quotes honor those bonds.

16096 quotes

L
"Growing up without my parents taught me to appreciate family."
Leela
L
"The universe is vast, but family is what anchors us."
Leela
F
"There's no place like home, especially when home has free food."
Fry
F
"Family is the people you choose to be with forever."
Fry
C
"Family? That's just people you're stuck with."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
C
"Family's just strangers you gotta put up with forever."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
H
"Family is where the heart finds its home."
Hermes
M
"My daddy taught me everything I know."
Meatwad
M
"Family is weird, but it's your weird, you know?"
Meatwad
B
"Family isn't just blood; it's the people who bend with you."
Bender
Z
"My family would be proud that I've failed so spectacularly."
Zoidberg
Z
"Sacrifice means giving up what you need for those who don't need it."
Zoidberg
H
"If Bart had feelings, he'd be hurt by that."
Homer Simpson
H
"I would do anything for a child. Well, except that."
Homer Simpson
H
"Remember you're the man of the house and I'm just the wife."
Homer Simpson
F
"We're a family, whether you like it or not."
Frylock
L
"I've learned that family isn't just who you're born with."
Leela
L
"Family is whoever you choose to fight for."
Leela
P
"Family is what you're stuck with when nobody else will have you."
Professor Farnsworth
M
"Family's the people who stick with you no matter what."
Meatwad
M
"Family is complicated, but they're stuck with you anyway."
Master Shake
B
"Family is who you choose to steal with."
Bender
J
"My dad doesn't really get what I'm doing, but that's okay."
Jason Penopolis
J
"Family is complicated, but you're stuck with them."
Jason Penopolis
M
"Family is complicated, but at least they have to love you."
Melissa Virtueson
M
"Family expects you to be normal, which is an impossible standard."
Melissa Virtueson
B
"My dad doesn't understand me, but that's okay."
Brendon Small
C
"Family is what you're stuck with when no one else will tolerate you."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
C
"Family reunions prove that blood is thicker than good judgment."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
F
"Family's complicated, but that's what makes it real."
Frylock