Family Quotes

Blood or chosen, families shape who we become. These quotes honor those bonds.

16096 quotes

L
"My family may be crazy, but they're my family."
Lisa Simpson
L
"The love of my family is my greatest treasure."
Lisa Simpson
I
"Family quarrels are the most satisfying kind."
Itchy and Scratchy
I
"Family is where the betrayal starts early."
Itchy and Scratchy
B
"You're the man, Homer!"
Bart Simpson
B
"Mom makes the best food."
Bart Simpson
H
"I love you too, but you're gonna drive me crazy."
Hermes
H
"I work hard so that my family can have a better life."
Hermes
Z
"I have no home! Well, I have a home, but I don't want to go there."
Zoidberg
M
"Sometimes I think I'm not a good mother. But then I remember that Homer could be doing this."
Marge Simpson
M
"Family is the most important thing. Even when they drive you crazy."
Marge Simpson
P
"Family is what you make it, though mine is rather dysfunctional."
Professor Farnsworth
A
"My parents raised me to be independent and strong."
Amy Wong
A
"Family bonds can withstand any challenge."
Amy Wong
F
"Family is the metal that holds your structure together when everything else falls apart."
Flexo
L
"Family is complicated, but that's what makes it real."
Leela
L
"The crew is my family, and I'd do anything for them."
Leela
M
"I'm just a homemaker trying to keep my family together."
Marge Simpson
M
"Family dinners matter more than you might think."
Marge Simpson
M
"My family isn't perfect, but they're mine."
Marge Simpson
M
"Being a wife and mother is my most important role."
Marge Simpson
M
"My family's love is my greatest treasure."
Marge Simpson
M
"Family traditions create lasting memories."
Marge Simpson
M
"My family's support is invaluable to me."
Marge Simpson
M
"My children are my legacy."
Marge Simpson
M
"My family is my reason for everything I do."
Marge Simpson
M
"I've learned that family is what you make of it."
Marge Simpson
H
"I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?"
Homer Simpson
H
"My family is falling apart!"
Homer Simpson
Z
"I've discovered that disappointment is my closest friend."
Zoidberg