Family Quotes

Blood or chosen, families shape who we become. These quotes honor those bonds.

16096 quotes

M
"Family is for people without money."
Mr. Burns
M
"Da da"
Maggie Simpson
M
"Goo da da goo"
Maggie Simpson
L
"Family is where the heart is."
Lisa Simpson
L
"Family loves you unconditionally."
Lisa Simpson
B
"Family's weird, but you gotta love 'em."
Bart Simpson
B
"Family is stuck with you no matter what."
Bart Simpson
M
"Family is everything. Thank God I don't have one."
Moe Szyslak
R
"Mother loves you very much."
Ralph Wiggum
N
"The family that prays together stays together."
Ned Flanders
N
"Family bonds are sacred and should be cherished."
Ned Flanders
M
"Family is everything, even when they're loud"
Maggie Simpson
M
"Family bonds are eternal"
Maggie Simpson
B
"Family is everything, even when they drive you crazy."
Barney Gumble
B
"Family doesn't have to be perfect to be loving."
Barney Gumble
I
"Family is forever, especially when they're chasing you."
Itchy and Scratchy
I
"Family bonds are tested when you're being chased together."
Itchy and Scratchy
K
"My family means everything to me - especially at tax time!"
Krusty the Clown
K
"Family is important - especially when they're in the will!"
Krusty the Clown
L
"Nothing says family like watching TV together."
Lisa Simpson
L
"Family is your first love and your last."
Lisa Simpson
M
"Your family is a burden on your success. Forget about them."
Mr. Burns
M
"Family matters only as heirs or as bargaining chips."
Mr. Burns
B
"Family is forever, man."
Bart Simpson
B
"Homer's dumb, but he loves me."
Bart Simpson
B
"Lisa's smart, even if she's a nerd."
Bart Simpson
B
"Marge makes the best food."
Bart Simpson
B
"My family drives me crazy."
Bart Simpson
B
"Homer's the best, even when he's not."
Bart Simpson
M
"Family is everything, even when they're silly"
Maggie Simpson