Family Quotes

Blood or chosen, families shape who we become. These quotes honor those bonds.

16096 quotes

P
"Another Springfield holiday, another reason to be disappointed."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
C
"Family is what matters most in this world."
Chief Wiggum
W
"Family bonds are sacred and must be cherished."
Waylon Smithers
L
"Family is everything, man."
Lenny Leonard
C
"I would die for my family."
Carl Carlson
C
"I'd like to spend more time with my family."
Carl Carlson
C
"I just want my kids to be happy."
Carl Carlson
C
"Family is everything."
Carl Carlson
B
"Every bee needs a hive, every person needs a home."
Bumblebee Man
B
"Family is the hive that holds you when the world gets dark."
Bumblebee Man
N
"My mom says I'm cool and that's all that matters."
Nelson Muntz
N
"My family gets me. Nobody else matters."
Nelson Muntz
K
"I've learned that family is more important than ratings."
Kent Brockman
G
"Family's what keeps ye grounded when everythin' else is fallin' apart."
Groundskeeper Willie
G
"Family dinners 'round the table are worth more than gold."
Groundskeeper Willie
P
"Oh Marge, why do you insist on making us look like fools?"
Patty and Selma Bouvier
P
"Family obligations are life's true curse."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
S
"Family bonds are meaningful, especially when breaking them provides revenge."
Sideshow Bob
S
"Family loyalty ends where my vendetta begins."
Sideshow Bob
C
"My boy's a little genius, even if I don't know what he's talking about."
Chief Wiggum
C
"Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten."
Chief Wiggum
C
"The best families laugh together. Usually at my jokes."
Chief Wiggum
L
"My mom always believed in me, even when I didn't."
Lenny Leonard
L
"I didn't have much growing up, but I had love."
Lenny Leonard
C
"Family is everything, even when they drive you crazy."
Carl Carlson
C
"Family bonds are stronger than anything else."
Carl Carlson
C
"Family sticks together through thick and thin."
Carl Carlson
N
"Family's just an accident of birth."
Nelson Muntz
K
"Family matters, but so do good lighting and makeup."
Kent Brockman
K
"Family is important, even if they don't get my comedic timing."
Kent Brockman