Family Quotes
Blood or chosen, families shape who we become. These quotes honor those bonds.
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"Another Springfield holiday, another reason to be disappointed."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"Family is what matters most in this world."Chief Wiggum
"Family bonds are sacred and must be cherished."Waylon Smithers
"Family is everything, man."Lenny Leonard
"I would die for my family."Carl Carlson
"I'd like to spend more time with my family."Carl Carlson
"I just want my kids to be happy."Carl Carlson
"Family is everything."Carl Carlson
"Every bee needs a hive, every person needs a home."Bumblebee Man
"Family is the hive that holds you when the world gets dark."Bumblebee Man
"My mom says I'm cool and that's all that matters."Nelson Muntz
"My family gets me. Nobody else matters."Nelson Muntz
"I've learned that family is more important than ratings."Kent Brockman
"Family's what keeps ye grounded when everythin' else is fallin' apart."Groundskeeper Willie
"Family dinners 'round the table are worth more than gold."Groundskeeper Willie
"Oh Marge, why do you insist on making us look like fools?"Patty and Selma Bouvier
"Family obligations are life's true curse."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"Family bonds are meaningful, especially when breaking them provides revenge."Sideshow Bob
"Family loyalty ends where my vendetta begins."Sideshow Bob
"My boy's a little genius, even if I don't know what he's talking about."Chief Wiggum
"Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten."Chief Wiggum
"The best families laugh together. Usually at my jokes."Chief Wiggum
"My mom always believed in me, even when I didn't."Lenny Leonard
"I didn't have much growing up, but I had love."Lenny Leonard
"Family is everything, even when they drive you crazy."Carl Carlson
"Family bonds are stronger than anything else."Carl Carlson
"Family sticks together through thick and thin."Carl Carlson
"Family's just an accident of birth."Nelson Muntz
"Family matters, but so do good lighting and makeup."Kent Brockman
"Family is important, even if they don't get my comedic timing."Kent Brockman