Family Quotes
Blood or chosen, families shape who we become. These quotes honor those bonds.
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"Family means everything to me."Barbie Roberts
"Family is your foundation."Barbie Roberts
"We're twins, which means we share the same DNA. Unfortunately, we also share the same bad luck."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"We're living proof that twins don't have to be close."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"We've been sisters for decades and still don't understand each other."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"Family is secondary to one's professional obligations."Waylon Smithers
"Family is the real superpower we all possess."Bumblebee Man
"Family comes first, especially during the holidays."Carl Carlson
"Family isn't perfect, but it's yours."Carl Carlson
"I'm grateful for every moment with my family."Barbie Roberts
"Parenting requires a certain... artistic temperament that most people simply lack."Sideshow Bob
"Family is important, but Mr. Burns is my only family."Smithers
"Family dinners are awkward, but serving Mr. Burns is always natural."Smithers
"sisterhood is powerful, especially when complaining together."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"Family is what you're stuck with forever. Sadly."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"Sisterhood means shared misery and shared smokes."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"If you're going down, at least do it with style and your sister."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"Your son is a bad seed. But I'm pretty sure he gets it from you."Chief Wiggum
"Family's complicated, but it's all we really got."Lenny Leonard
"Family is important, which is why I've had three different families."Kent Brockman
"Family is the sweetest honey life can offer."Bumblebee Man
"Family is what you make of it, blood or not."Carl Carlson
"Family dinners are more important than you realize."Carl Carlson
"Family values ground us in what truly matters."Smithers
"Family provides the foundation for all achievements."Smithers
"Family's important, even if they drive ye daft sometimes."Groundskeeper Willie
"Family ties are stronger than ye realize."Groundskeeper Willie
"Family is everything, particularly when one has nothing else."Sideshow Bob
"Family bonds endure all hardships, including assassination attempts."Sideshow Bob
"Oh Marge, why do you always have to be so perfect?"Patty and Selma Bouvier