Family Quotes

Blood or chosen, families shape who we become. These quotes honor those bonds.

16096 quotes

B
"Family means everything to me."
Barbie Roberts
B
"Family is your foundation."
Barbie Roberts
P
"We're twins, which means we share the same DNA. Unfortunately, we also share the same bad luck."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
P
"We're living proof that twins don't have to be close."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
P
"We've been sisters for decades and still don't understand each other."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
W
"Family is secondary to one's professional obligations."
Waylon Smithers
B
"Family is the real superpower we all possess."
Bumblebee Man
C
"Family comes first, especially during the holidays."
Carl Carlson
C
"Family isn't perfect, but it's yours."
Carl Carlson
B
"I'm grateful for every moment with my family."
Barbie Roberts
S
"Parenting requires a certain... artistic temperament that most people simply lack."
Sideshow Bob
S
"Family is important, but Mr. Burns is my only family."
Smithers
S
"Family dinners are awkward, but serving Mr. Burns is always natural."
Smithers
P
"sisterhood is powerful, especially when complaining together."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
P
"Family is what you're stuck with forever. Sadly."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
P
"Sisterhood means shared misery and shared smokes."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
P
"If you're going down, at least do it with style and your sister."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
C
"Your son is a bad seed. But I'm pretty sure he gets it from you."
Chief Wiggum
L
"Family's complicated, but it's all we really got."
Lenny Leonard
K
"Family is important, which is why I've had three different families."
Kent Brockman
B
"Family is the sweetest honey life can offer."
Bumblebee Man
C
"Family is what you make of it, blood or not."
Carl Carlson
C
"Family dinners are more important than you realize."
Carl Carlson
S
"Family values ground us in what truly matters."
Smithers
S
"Family provides the foundation for all achievements."
Smithers
G
"Family's important, even if they drive ye daft sometimes."
Groundskeeper Willie
G
"Family ties are stronger than ye realize."
Groundskeeper Willie
S
"Family is everything, particularly when one has nothing else."
Sideshow Bob
S
"Family bonds endure all hardships, including assassination attempts."
Sideshow Bob
P
"Oh Marge, why do you always have to be so perfect?"
Patty and Selma Bouvier