Family Quotes

Blood or chosen, families shape who we become. These quotes honor those bonds.

16096 quotes

G
"The family is the foundation of all that matters."
Groundskeeper Willie
G
"Family bonds are forged in adversity and struggle."
Groundskeeper Willie
M
"Family is everything, even when they drive you nuts."
Moe Szyslak
M
"Family might drive you crazy, but they're always there."
Moe Szyslak
B
"Family is everything, even if they embarrass you constantly."
Barney Gumble
B
"Home is wherever I am, which is usually a bar."
Barney Gumble
N
"The family is God's greatest blessing on this earthly plane."
Ned Flanders
N
"Children are a precious gift and sacred trust."
Ned Flanders
R
"The saddest day of my life was when my dog died. We had a funeral for him and everything."
Ralph Wiggum
R
"My parents are visiting from out of town."
Ralph Wiggum
K
"Family? Bah! They're just people who expect you to remember their birthdays!"
Krusty the Clown
K
"Family comes first, second, and third - in terms of who I owe money to!"
Krusty the Clown
N
"Family taught me that might makes right."
Nelson Muntz
L
"I'm not a bad parent, I'm just not a very good one."
Lenny Leonard
L
"A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be."
Lenny Leonard
L
"Family is people you're stuck with, which is the best and worst part."
Lenny Leonard
M
"Family is merely an obstacle to overcome."
Mr. Burns
G
"There's nothin' more important than family, even if they drive ye daft."
Groundskeeper Willie
G
"Family might drive ye up the wall, but they're all ye've really got."
Groundskeeper Willie
M
"Da da"
Maggie Simpson
M
"Family is everything"
Maggie Simpson
M
"*watches siblings with adoration*"
Maggie Simpson
M
"Family bonds are unbreakable"
Maggie Simpson
M
"I've seen marriages worse than mine, and they're all my marriages."
Moe Szyslak
M
"Family is people you're stuck with, much like bar customers."
Moe Szyslak
R
"I was raised by a cup of coffee."
Ralph Wiggum
N
"My family tree is more like a forest of dysfunction."
Nelson Muntz
N
"Family is what you're stuck with."
Nelson Muntz
N
"There's nothing better than good, clean, wholesome family fun!"
Ned Flanders
I
"Family is like a trap - you can't escape it, so you might as well enjoy it."
Itchy and Scratchy