Family Quotes
Blood or chosen, families shape who we become. These quotes honor those bonds.
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"The family is the foundation of all that matters."Groundskeeper Willie
"Family bonds are forged in adversity and struggle."Groundskeeper Willie
"Family is everything, even when they drive you nuts."Moe Szyslak
"Family might drive you crazy, but they're always there."Moe Szyslak
"Family is everything, even if they embarrass you constantly."Barney Gumble
"Home is wherever I am, which is usually a bar."Barney Gumble
"The family is God's greatest blessing on this earthly plane."Ned Flanders
"Children are a precious gift and sacred trust."Ned Flanders
"The saddest day of my life was when my dog died. We had a funeral for him and everything."Ralph Wiggum
"My parents are visiting from out of town."Ralph Wiggum
"Family? Bah! They're just people who expect you to remember their birthdays!"Krusty the Clown
"Family comes first, second, and third - in terms of who I owe money to!"Krusty the Clown
"Family taught me that might makes right."Nelson Muntz
"I'm not a bad parent, I'm just not a very good one."Lenny Leonard
"A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be."Lenny Leonard
"Family is people you're stuck with, which is the best and worst part."Lenny Leonard
"Family is merely an obstacle to overcome."Mr. Burns
"There's nothin' more important than family, even if they drive ye daft."Groundskeeper Willie
"Family might drive ye up the wall, but they're all ye've really got."Groundskeeper Willie
"Da da"Maggie Simpson
"Family is everything"Maggie Simpson
"*watches siblings with adoration*"Maggie Simpson
"Family bonds are unbreakable"Maggie Simpson
"I've seen marriages worse than mine, and they're all my marriages."Moe Szyslak
"Family is people you're stuck with, much like bar customers."Moe Szyslak
"I was raised by a cup of coffee."Ralph Wiggum
"My family tree is more like a forest of dysfunction."Nelson Muntz
"Family is what you're stuck with."Nelson Muntz
"There's nothing better than good, clean, wholesome family fun!"Ned Flanders
"Family is like a trap - you can't escape it, so you might as well enjoy it."Itchy and Scratchy