Family Quotes

Blood or chosen, families shape who we become. These quotes honor those bonds.

16096 quotes

M
"Family is everything to me."
Marge Simpson
M
"The children need their mother to be there for them."
Marge Simpson
M
"Family's the people you're stuck with."
Moe Szyslak
M
"Family is a four-letter word, and I can think of others."
Moe Szyslak
N
"A man's home is his castle, so I keep mine spick-and-span."
Ned Flanders
N
"Family is where love is born and nurtured daily."
Ned Flanders
B
"I'm not a bad father, just a really absent one."
Barney Gumble
B
"Kids deserve better parents than what they usually get."
Barney Gumble
I
"Family sticks together, especially when covered in tar."
Itchy and Scratchy
I
"Family is forever, even when they're roadkill."
Itchy and Scratchy
L
"Family bonds are stronger than any disagreement."
Lisa Simpson
K
"Family? Sure, I got one somewhere."
Krusty the Clown
K
"Every audience is my family, and I'm here to take their money."
Krusty the Clown
B
"Dad's a real knucklehead sometimes."
Bart Simpson
B
"My family's crazy, but I love them."
Bart Simpson
B
"Homer's my pops, and yeah, he's alright."
Bart Simpson
B
"In the end, family's what counts."
Bart Simpson
M
"A mother's love is the strongest force in the world."
Marge Simpson
M
"Our children deserve the best we can give them."
Marge Simpson
M
"Being a mother means putting your children first."
Marge Simpson
M
"Why must you hurt me so? All I ever wanted was your love and respect."
Mr. Burns
M
"Family is just another word for inheritance complications."
Mr. Burns
F
"Family is what you're stuck with; choose your bends carefully."
Flexo
H
"I'm not a bad guy. I work hard, and I love my kids."
Homer Simpson
H
"I promise to be a good man and a good father."
Homer Simpson
H
"You know, I never realized how important family was until I almost lost it."
Homer Simpson
H
"I love my family more than anything."
Homer Simpson
H
"I'll always be here for you, kids."
Homer Simpson
A
"Family isn't always perfect, but it's always worth fighting for."
Amy Wong
A
"Family bonds can be complicated, but they're irreplaceable."
Amy Wong