Family Quotes

Blood or chosen, families shape who we become. These quotes honor those bonds.

16096 quotes

H
"My parents are going to kill me. Well, not kill me, but they're going to be very disappointed."
Hannah Horvath
L
"My parents did the best they could with what they had."
Lena Dunham
L
"My family is crazy, but at least they're my crazy."
Lena Dunham
B
"My mother is dead to me."
Buster Bluth
B
"I need my mother, Michael."
Buster Bluth
B
"She's my mother."
Buster Bluth
B
"This family is a nightmare."
Buster Bluth
S
"Family is complicated, but it's everything."
Shoshanna Shapiro
S
"Family dysfunction is universal, but so is love."
Shoshanna Shapiro
J
"Family is complicated no matter how you slice it."
Jessa Joffe
J
"Family drama is exhausting because it matters so much."
Jessa Joffe
M
"My parents didn't prepare me for the real world at all."
Marnie Michaels
M
"Family is where you learn who you are."
Marnie Michaels
G
"We're not a family that hugs."
George Bluth Sr.
G
"I'm always thinking of you, kid."
George Bluth Sr.
G
"I'm disappointed in you."
George Bluth Sr.
G
"You disappoint me."
George Bluth Sr.
B
"Family is everything. Even when they drive you crazy."
Bob Belcher
B
"You teach your kids by example, not by words."
Bob Belcher
G
"I want my son back."
Gob Bluth
G
"You've always been the good son."
Gob Bluth
G
"I'm the least favored Bluth."
Gob Bluth
G
"I love my family, even when they drive me crazy."
Gob Bluth
L
"I'm just a woman who loves her family and makes burgers."
Linda Belcher
L
"My family drives me insane, but I wouldn't trade them for anything."
Linda Belcher
L
"My kids are my greatest achievement, even if they don't always listen to me."
Linda Belcher
L
"My family is my safe place, no matter what's going on in the world."
Linda Belcher
L
"The best part of my day is when my family comes together."
Linda Belcher
B
"Gob, I'm gonna need that money."
Buster Bluth
B
"Your mother is a very interesting woman."
Buster Bluth