Family Quotes

Blood or chosen, families shape who we become. These quotes honor those bonds.

16096 quotes

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"Family dinners are where the real magic happens, messy and all."
Linda Belcher
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"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."
Louise Belcher
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"You're all idiots, and I love you anyway."
Louise Belcher
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"You're all lucky I let you be my family."
Louise Belcher
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"Family is everything, even when they drive you crazy."
Peter Griffin
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"I love my family more than anything, even beer. Okay, maybe tied with beer."
Peter Griffin
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"Family is complicated, but it's also everything."
Shoshanna Shapiro
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"Family is the rhythm section that keeps your life from falling apart."
Gene Belcher
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"My parents don't understand, but one day everyone will get why drums matter."
Gene Belcher
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"Being a father means showing up, even when it's hard."
Bob Belcher
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"My kids are weird, but that's their superpower."
Bob Belcher
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"Family is complicated, messy, and beautiful."
Bob Belcher
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"Family is everything, no matter how crazy they drive you."
Teddy
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"Family teaches us our first lessons in love."
Teddy
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"Family is complicated, but it's the only thing that matters."
Jessa Joffe
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"Family will betray you, but you can't choose anyone else."
Jessa Joffe
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"Family is complicated but ultimately unconditional."
Shoshanna Shapiro
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"Family is complicated and messy and awful."
Marnie Michaels
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"I'm terrified of becoming my mother."
Marnie Michaels
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"Dad jokes are the worst, but I love my dad anyway."
Louise Belcher
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"Family drives you crazy, but you'd do anything for them."
Louise Belcher
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"Family is messy and complicated, but it's still family."
Tina Belcher
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"Mom might be crazy, but she cares about us."
Tina Belcher
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"Your family shapes who you become, for better or worse."
Tina Belcher
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"Family is everything, even when they drive you crazy."
Bob Belcher
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"Family dinners are sacred to me."
Bob Belcher
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"Family is weird and dysfunctional, but they're your weird and dysfunctional, you know?"
Linda Belcher
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"Family dinners are where the real stuff happens, even if nobody's talking."
Linda Belcher
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"Family is the greatest band you'll ever be in, even if they drive you crazy."
Gene Belcher
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"Family sticks together through the crazy performances."
Gene Belcher