Family Quotes

"You know what really grinds my gears? Family. But I need them for my schemes."

"Lois, you magnificent idiot, you're too dumb to realize how much I hate you."

"Nobody ever remembers me. I could disappear tomorrow and nobody would notice."

"My family treats me like I'm invisible. And sometimes I wish I actually was."

"My family reunion is just a gathering of people who hate me."

"Being the disappointment of the family is my role."

"I've learned that the best things in life are simple - like a good meal with family."

"I've learned that family isn't perfect, but it's worth fighting for."

"You can't control your family, but you can choose how to deal with them."

"Chris, you're the man of the house now. That means you gotta do man things."

"Stewie, you little bastard!"

"That's what being a father is all about."

"Family is complicated, but it's also everything."

"The restaurant is a family business, and family is complicated."

"Parents are just people trying their best."

"I love my friends and family more than anything, even when they're annoying."

"My family might be weird, but they're my weird family."

"I love my family even when they drive me insane."

"Family is the best audience, even when they don't appreciate your art."

"My dad taught me that family comes first, but friendship is a close second."

"Someone has to be the responsible one in this family."

"The kids need a parent who actually cares."

"The family comes first, always."

"Family is messy, but it's worth it."

"The children are my priority."

"Family loyalty means everything."

"Family comes before everything else."

"Family is complicated but irreplaceable."

"Family loyalty is non-negotiable."

"Family is worth fighting for."