Family Quotes

"Technically, I was a test tube baby."

"Family can be complicated and wonderful simultaneously."

"Family is everything, even when they don't understand why you're so big."

"Family bonds are unbreakable, even across species."

"Family may drive you crazy, but they're the ones who stick around."

"Family is complicated, like quantum physics, but worse."

"You guys are the worst family ever, and I mean that literally."

"Family is an accident of birth you can't escape."

"Sterling, your mother is insane."

"Family is everything, no matter how crazy they make you."

"Family might drive you crazy, but they're irreplaceable."

"Family sticks together through thick and thin, giggity goo."

"Family bonds are unbreakable, giggity goo."

"I don't know what I'd do without you."

"Family may be dysfunctional, but they're still your family."

"My family may not understand me, but they're still there."

"Family dysfunction is just normalcy in disguise."

"Family is the most important thing - except when the news is breaking."

"Family is complicated, but it's what makes us who we are."

"Family drama is inevitable, but family love is eternal."

"Family is everything - bawk or no bawk."

"Family meals taste better when shared with a giant chicken."

"Family is the people who drive you crazy and love you anyway."

"Family secrets have a way of coming back to haunt you."

"Family is everything, even when they drive you crazy."

"Family bonds are unbreakable even through conflict."

"I am surrounded by idiots. Brilliant, wonderful idiots."

"My family drives me insane, but they're *my* insanity."

"My family's pretty messed up, but I love them."

"My dad's an idiot, but he tries."