Family Quotes

Blood or chosen, families shape who we become. These quotes honor those bonds.

16096 quotes

M
"I've sacrificed everything for you ingrates."
Malory Archer
M
"You're a constant disappointment."
Malory Archer
M
"You're breaking my heart. Again."
Malory Archer
M
"I've made worse mistakes. You're not one of them. Yet."
Malory Archer
M
"This is why I can't have nice things. Because of you."
Malory Archer
C
"Family dysfunction is universal, but that doesn't make it better."
Cyril Figgis
C
"Family bonds are complicated but unbreakable."
Cyril Figgis
J
"My family doesn't understand me, but that's okay because I don't understand them either."
Jean-Ralphio
J
"Family is just people you have to like, but friends are people you party with by choice."
Jean-Ralphio
K
"Family is everything, and I cherish every moment with mine."
Kenneth Parcell
R
"Family is the accident you're born into and stuck with forever."
Ray Gillette
R
"Family is the people legally obligated to put up with you."
Ray Gillette
P
"Family is complicated, but it's all we've really got."
Pam Poovey
T
"Family becomes better when everyone treats themselves."
Treat Yo'Self
H
"Family is the people who have to love you, which is honestly the saddest thing ever."
Hannibal Buress
H
"Family is the people who know all your flaws and still show up sometimes."
Hannibal Buress
M
"I raised you better than this. Obviously I didn't."
Malory Archer
M
"I raised a son. Now I'm raising a secret agent. Both are disasters."
Malory Archer
M
"I raised you to be better. I failed."
Malory Archer
M
"Family is an accident of birth you can't escape."
Malory Archer
R
"Family is what you make it, not just who you're born with."
Ray Gillette
R
"Family wounds run the deepest, but family love heals the fastest."
Ray Gillette
L
"Mother, please. I beg you."
Lana Kane
C
"My mother is a very complicated woman."
Cheryl Tunt
C
"This is why Mother drank."
Cheryl Tunt
C
"Mother never loved me."
Cheryl Tunt
C
"Mother would be ashamed of you."
Cheryl Tunt
C
"Mother was right about everything."
Cheryl Tunt
C
"Mother would have handled this better."
Cheryl Tunt
C
"Mother was a saint."
Cheryl Tunt