Family Quotes

Blood or chosen, families shape who we become. These quotes honor those bonds.

16096 quotes

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"Family is messy, but that's what makes it real."
Frank Rossitano
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"Family is the one thing you can't choose and can't leave."
Pete Hornberger
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"Family will disappoint you, but they'll also save you."
Pete Hornberger
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"Family is who you choose, not always who you're born to."
Rickety Cricket
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"Family is like a box of chocolates that yells at you."
Lutz
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"Family reunions are proof that natural selection doesn't exist."
Lutz
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"The Gang is my family, even when they don't treat me right."
Frank Reynolds
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"Family is a blessing and a curse in equal measure."
Frank Reynolds
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"Why does my family have to be so dysfunctional?"
Dee Reynolds
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"I don't need family. I am self-sufficient."
Dennis Reynolds
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"My family would be nothing without me."
Dennis Reynolds
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"Family is the foundation of everything that matters."
Kenneth Parcell
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"Family is who shows up for you when it matters."
Pete Hornberger
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"Family bonds are tested but never broken."
Pete Hornberger
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"Family is the people you're stuck with, so you might as well like them."
Frank Rossitano
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"Family dysfunction is universal."
Frank Rossitano
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"We're family, and family sticks together."
Mac
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"Frank is the best dad ever, even though he's terrible."
Charlie Kelly
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"Family isn't always perfect, but it's always yours."
Hannibal Buress
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"Family teaches you who you are, for better or worse."
Hannibal Buress
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"Family will always disappoint you, but they're still family."
Lutz
L
"Your family will let you down. Plan accordingly."
Lutz
J
"Family is people you're stuck with and can't divorce."
Jean-Ralphio
D
"Family is just another group of people I'm better than."
Dennis Reynolds
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"Mother always said I was special."
Ray Gillette
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"Family is everything, even when they drive you crazy."
Frank Rossitano
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"Family bonds are unbreakable."
Frank Rossitano
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"Family isn't just where you come from; it's who you choose to build a life with."
Kenneth Parcell
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"Family is everything, no matter how messy it gets."
Lutz
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"Family will drive you crazy, but they're stuck with you forever."
Hannibal Buress