Family Quotes

"Family is where you learn your first lessons about patience."

"Family is what you make it, preferably in a lab."

"Family is complicated, which is why I prefer lab rats."

"I'm a mother. I know how to handle things."

"You're not my real son anyway."

"You're making me regret having you."

"I didn't raise you to be stupid."

"I'm disappointed in you."

"I didn't ask for this either."

"I won't be disappointed, I'll be furious."

"I've sacrificed everything for you."

"Family is everything. Don't forget that."

"Family is important, but have you met my party friends?"

"Family is everything. That's something I learned growing up."

"Family taught me most of the important lessons in life."

"Family is complicated, especially when you've cloned them."

"Mother doesn't understand my vision."

"Family drama is exhausting but excellent material."

"Family is complicated; that's why I prefer scotch."

"Family is the people who have to love you no matter what stupid thing you do."

"Family will disappoint you, but at least they're honest about it."

"Family: the people you're stuck with whether you like it or not."

"Family is the only group that has to like you no matter what."

"Treat yo'self and family will follow your example."

"Family time is better when everyone treats yo'self."

"I raised you better than this."

"You're not my real son anyway."

"I'm your mother, not your conscience."

"I don't have favorites, but if I did, it wouldn't be you."

"You're grounded. Again."