Family Quotes

"Mother never had to put up with this."

"My dad taught me everything I know about bankruptcy."

"Family is complicated, but they're still family."

"The family is a biological unit worth studying clinically."

"I raised you better than that."

"I didn't raise you to be this stupid."

"Mother!"

"You know, if you weren't my mother, I'd marry you."

"Family is important, even when they're embarrassing."

"Family shows you who you are; friends show you who you want to be."

"Family is the people who have to love you, whether they like it or not."

"Children are a blessing... and an expensive one at that."

"Stop being such a mother!"

"Family is important, but so is my career."

"Family dinners are better when I'm the main course of conversation."

"Family is what you're stuck with, so you might as well enjoy the chaos."

"Family sticks together, even when things get weird, giggity."

"Family is everything, even when they drive you crazy, giggity."

"Family is messy, but it's the only family you've got."

"Family might drive you crazy, but they'd do anything for you."

"Family sticks together, just like feathers on a bird."

"Family is the people who stick around after the coops closed."

"Family is complicated, but that's what makes it real."

"I should've become a doctor like Mom wanted."

"I've been married so long, my wife thinks I'm a piece of furniture."

"Marriage is like a deck of cards - you start with two hearts and a diamond, and by the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."

"Family is what you're stuck with when nobody else will have you."

"Family should be there for you."

"Family is everything, even if they drive you nuts."

"Mother!"