Family Quotes

Blood or chosen, families shape who we become. These quotes honor those bonds.

16096 quotes

C
"My mom's pretty cool, actually."
Chris Griffin
C
"Meg's annoying, but she's still my sister."
Chris Griffin
M
"Family is everything. Without my family, I'd be lost."
Mort Goldman
M
"Why does everyone always forget about me?"
Meg Griffin
M
"Nobody remembers anything I do."
Meg Griffin
M
"My family doesn't get me at all."
Meg Griffin
G
"Family is everything, even when they drive you crazy."
Glenn Quagmire
G
"Family bonds run deeper than any ocean, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire
P
"All right, all right, I'm coming, Elizabeth."
Peter Griffin
P
"I love you guys more than anything in this world."
Peter Griffin
P
"Being a dad is the hardest job there is."
Peter Griffin
P
"Family is what matters most in life."
Peter Griffin
P
"I'd walk through fire for my family."
Peter Griffin
P
"I may make mistakes, but I always try to do right by my family."
Peter Griffin
P
"The best investment is in your family."
Peter Griffin
P
"I may not be perfect, but I'm perfect for my family."
Peter Griffin
P
"I'd rather laugh with my family than cry alone."
Peter Griffin
P
"I believe in the power of family."
Peter Griffin
T
"Family is important, but have you considered a career in broadcast journalism?"
Tom Tucker
T
"Family dinners are awkward unless you're the one talking the whole time."
Tom Tucker
E
"Family sticks together, even when one member is an oversized poultry."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
E
"Family accepts you at your most ridiculous."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
B
"The family you're born into shapes who you become, for better or worse."
Brian Griffin
B
"Family bonds are complicated, but they're also what ground us."
Brian Griffin
L
"I just want my family to be safe and happy."
Lois Griffin
L
"Being a good parent means making sacrifices for your children."
Lois Griffin
L
"I've realized that family is more important than anything else."
Lois Griffin
C
"Family is weird, but it's all we got."
Chris Griffin
C
"Family dinners are weird but kind of wonderful."
Chris Griffin
J
"Family? They're either useful or they're in the way."
Jimmy Pesto