Friendship Quotes

The chosen family. Quotes about the people who show up, stick around, and make life better.

18559 quotes

T
"You guys are the worst friends ever."
The Waitress
S
"You guys are always leaving me out of everything!"
Sweet Dee
S
"Let me tell you something about real friendship..."
Sweet Dee
M
"We're gonna get this guy back on drugs so he'll be fun again."
Mac
M
"I will be your new best friend, and you will love me."
Mac
C
"Friendship is about being there for the other guy."
Cliff Clavin
C
"Friends come and go, but good ones stick around."
Cliff Clavin
C
"Friendship is a lie."
Charlie Kelly
C
"Friends are everything."
Charlie Kelly
S
"A true friend is someone who'll listen to your problems and actually remember them next time."
Sam Malone
S
"A good friend is worth more than any amount of money."
Sam Malone
S
"Friendship is the greatest luxury of life."
Sam Malone
F
"You can't put a price on friendship, but you sure can try."
Frank Reynolds
D
"Friendship is just a mechanism for mutual benefit."
Dennis Reynolds
S
"Why am I even friends with these people?"
Sweet Dee
S
"I need to find better people. Real friends."
Sweet Dee
D
"A true friend tells you the truth, even when it hurts."
Dee Reynolds
D
"Real friends call you out; everyone else just wants something from you."
Dee Reynolds
R
"I got no friends, just people who use me and move on."
Rickety Cricket
R
"A friend is someone who doesn't leave you when you're worthless."
Rickety Cricket
T
"Friendship requires mutual respect. We have none."
The Waitress
T
"Friends don't treat each other like you treat me."
The Waitress
C
"The gang goes to the jersey shore"
Charlie Kelly
C
"I'm nothing without the gang"
Charlie Kelly
C
"We're the best friends ever"
Charlie Kelly
C
"You're my best friend, bro"
Charlie Kelly
M
"I am the master of karate and friendship for everyone."
Mac
L
"True friendship means accepting people for who they really are."
Lutz
L
"Surround yourself with people who make you better."
Lutz
C
"A true friend is someone who sticks with you through thick and thin, unlike some of my coworkers."
Cliff Clavin