Friendship Quotes

The chosen family. Quotes about the people who show up, stick around, and make life better.

18559 quotes

M
"We're not just friends, we're a family."
Mac
M
"Let me tell you something about friendship."
Mac
C
"Artie, Artie Lange would never do this to me."
Charlie Kelly
C
"You can't make friends with salad."
Charlie Kelly
C
"The Gang's All Here - and we're all disasters."
Charlie Kelly
H
"Real friends tell you the truth, even when it's uncomfortable."
Hannibal Buress
H
"A real friend sticks around even when things get weird."
Hannibal Buress
L
"Friendship is earned, not given. Make people work for it."
Lutz
L
"Loyalty is a rare quality in a world of betrayal."
Lutz
L
"Loyalty is earned through consistent action, not words."
Lutz
L
"Betrayal from a friend cuts deeper than opposition from an enemy."
Lutz
T
"Treat yo'self like you treat your best friends - with kindness and generosity."
Treat Yo'Self
J
"Friendship is a beautiful thing, unless you owe them money."
Jean-Ralphio
J
"Friendship ends when the check arrives."
Jean-Ralphio
D
"I don't need friends; I need servants who do what I say."
Dennis Reynolds
R
"I've sacrificed everything for this team."
Ray Gillette
F
"True friends stick by you through thick and thin."
Frank Rossitano
F
"Friends are the family you choose."
Frank Rossitano
K
"A true friend is someone who believes in you before you believe in yourself."
Kenneth Parcell
K
"Real friends don't judge you—they love you anyway."
Kenneth Parcell
P
"In this business, loyalty is a four-letter word. Actually, it's a ten-letter word, but you get the point."
Pete Hornberger
P
"I measure loyalty by results, not intentions."
Pete Hornberger
L
"Loyalty means something real to me."
Lutz
H
"The best friendships are with people who get your sense of humor."
Hannibal Buress
H
"Real friends don't keep score."
Hannibal Buress
D
"True friendship is rare and usually involves shared secrets."
Dr. Krieger
D
"Real friends accept your flaws, especially the scientific ones."
Dr. Krieger
T
"Treat yo'self like your own best friend. Because you should be."
Treat Yo'Self
T
"The most important friendship you'll ever have is with yo'self. Treat it well."
Treat Yo'Self
F
"A real friend tells you the truth, even when it hurts."
Frank Rossitano