Friendship Quotes

"You're your own best friend – treat yourself that way."

"Friendship is when someone laughs at your jokes even though they're not funny."

"Friendship is when you don't have to explain your weird behavior."

"I don't need friends. I have employees."

"Friends stab you in the back. Employees at least bill for it."

"Friendship means showing up, even when it's inconvenient."

"True friends tell you what you need to hear, not what you want."

"We're spies. We don't have friends, we have handlers."

"Your mom is my best friend now."

"You can't put a price on friendship. I've tried."

"I've always been there, even when nobody noticed."

"You're more important to me than you probably realize."

"True friendship means never questioning your friend's experiments."

"Collaboration is acceptable only with compatible intellects."

"I respect your candor, even if it's completely unwarranted."

"You're a terrible person and I like you for it."

"Friends are the family you get to choose, unless they're terrible."

"Friendship is loving people despite their flaws, and their flaws."

"True friendship means standing by someone even when they've made terrible life choices."

"Friendship means having someone to share your success with."

"A true friend is someone who agrees I'm fabulous."

"Real friends are the ones who laugh at your worst decisions."

"A good friend helps you move. A best friend helps you hide the body."

"The key to friendship is showing up and having a good time, giggity."

"Friends are the family you choose, giggity goo."

"A real friend tells you the truth, even when it hurts."

"Loyalty is worth more than money or status."

"Friendship means someone who'll help you escape the fox."

"You want friendship? Find someone who makes you want to be better."

"A true friend stabs you in the front."