Friendship Quotes

The chosen family. Quotes about the people who show up, stick around, and make life better.

18559 quotes

T
"Loyalty is important, but ratings are non-negotiable."
Tom Tucker
T
"Community is built on shared values and mutual respect - ideally on live television."
Tom Tucker
B
"True friendship means being there for someone, no matter what."
Brian Griffin
B
"A real friend tells you the truth, even when it hurts."
Brian Griffin
E
"A true friend will listen to your bawks without judgment."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
E
"A friend sticks with you through all your bawking phases."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
S
"Friendship means never having to say you're sorry. Wait, no - friendship is completely forgiving people their terrible life choices."
Sterling Archer
S
"Friendship is being there even when you really don't want to be."
Sterling Archer
L
"Friendship requires trust and honesty."
Lois Griffin
L
"Good friends are worth their weight in gold."
Lois Griffin
S
"Friendship is a four-letter word I refuse to say."
Stewie Griffin
C
"I like hanging out with my friends."
Chris Griffin
C
"I want real friends, not fake ones."
Chris Griffin
M
"A good friend is someone who listens to your problems and doesn't judge you."
Mort Goldman
M
"Friends are the family we choose for ourselves."
Mort Goldman
M
"Friendship is something I've never really had."
Meg Griffin
G
"A true friend sticks with you through thick and thin, giggity goo."
Glenn Quagmire
G
"Friends are the family we choose for ourselves."
Glenn Quagmire
P
"True friends stick by you no matter what."
Peter Griffin
P
"You learn who your real friends are when times get tough."
Peter Griffin
P
"Being a good friend means being there when it matters."
Peter Griffin
T
"I've learned that friendship is just networking with feelings."
Tom Tucker
T
"Real friends are hard to find, which is why I have none."
Tom Tucker
E
"A real friend accepts you for your feathers and all."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
E
"Friends come in all shapes and sizes, even avian ones."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
B
"Friends are the family you choose for yourself."
Brian Griffin
B
"True friendship means sticking with someone even when they're being ridiculous."
Brian Griffin
L
"True friendship means being there for someone, even when it's inconvenient."
Lois Griffin
L
"Friendship is a bond that transcends time and distance."
Lois Griffin
C
"I learned that friendship means accepting each other's weirdness."
Chris Griffin