Friendship Quotes

"Loyalty to your friends is really important."

"I don't have time for friendship when there's money to be made."

"Friends are just people you haven't betrayed yet."

"Friendship is just another word for 'person I haven't turned against yet.'"

"Friendship is hard when you're the punchline of every joke."

"Even my supposed friends laugh at me."

"A good friend is someone who sticks with you through thick and thin."

"True friends don't judge you - they accept you."

"You're my best friend, buddy."

"That's what friends are for."

"Real friends don't judge you for your writing."

"Loyalty matters more than almost anything."

"Best friends are the people who know the real you."

"People need other people to survive, but sometimes they're really annoying."

"Everything's better when you're with your best friends."

"True friends accept you for your blackmail material on them."

"Real friendship means going to jail together, hypothetically."

"The secret to friendship is making people laugh when they don't expect it."

"Friendship is finding someone who thinks your jokes are funny."

"Friends are the family you choose for yourself."

"A real friend sticks by you, no matter what."

"Real friends tell you the truth, even when you don't want to hear it."

"Friendship is a luxury I can't afford right now."

"My greatest achievement is having no real friends."

"You know what? I don't need friends. I need minions. There's a difference."

"Friendship is temporary. Loyalty is for dogs and employees."

"Friends are the family you choose for yourself."

"The key to friendship is not taking things too seriously."

"I'm like a human golden retriever. I'm loyal, I'm enthusiastic, and I shed everywhere."

"You're my best friend, and I mean that in the most romantic way possible."