Friendship Quotes

The chosen family. Quotes about the people who show up, stick around, and make life better.

18559 quotes

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"My obsession with Jocelyn is strictly platonic. Well, mostly."
Tina Belcher
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"Friendship is beautiful until someone betrays you, then you write about them."
Tina Belcher
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"The real treasure is the friends we make along the way, and also actual treasure."
Tina Belcher
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"If someone doesn't get my references, they're not worth knowing."
Tina Belcher
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"I don't need therapy, I need my friends to stop being terrible."
Tina Belcher
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"I would die for my friends, but I'd prefer not to."
Tina Belcher
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"Friendship is when your friends tolerate your constant air drumming at dinner."
Gene Belcher
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"Friendship means never telling someone their drum obsession is too much."
Gene Belcher
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"A true friend helps you carry your drums even when they're heavy."
Gene Belcher
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"I'm not great at the advice thing, but I'm here for you."
Bob Belcher
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"A good friend is worth more than all the money in the world."
Teddy
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"A true friend stands by you no matter what."
Teddy
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"Friendship is overrated when you've got ambition."
Jimmy Pesto
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"Loyalty is earned by showing you're the best—which I do daily."
Jimmy Pesto
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"Real friendship means accepting people at their worst."
Jessa Joffe
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"A friend who doesn't judge you is a friend worth keeping."
Jessa Joffe
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"I literally cannot even process what you just said."
Shoshanna Shapiro
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"Real friendships are about showing up for each other, always."
Shoshanna Shapiro
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"Friends are the family you choose for yourself."
Shoshanna Shapiro
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"I need to stop expecting everyone to read my mind."
Marnie Michaels
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"I'm not good at being a friend."
Marnie Michaels
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"Friends don't let friends wear uncool things."
Louise Belcher
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"Loyalty is everything to me."
Louise Belcher
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"Good friends tell you the truth, even when it hurts."
Louise Belcher
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"The key to a good friendship is being able to sit in silence together."
Tina Belcher
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"Friends fight sometimes, but it doesn't mean it's over."
Tina Belcher
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"Friends are the family you choose for yourself."
Tina Belcher
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"A good friend sticks with you through thick and thin."
Bob Belcher
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"Loyalty means something to me."
Bob Belcher
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"Friends are the family you choose, usually at a bar, usually with a drink in hand."
Linda Belcher