Friendship Quotes

"What's the point of having money if you don't have friends to spend it on?"

"I don't know much, but I know I'd do anything for my friends."

"The future is scary, but less scary with friends."

"I'd rather have one true friend than a thousand fake ones."

"I'm not your friend. Stop actin' like we're buddies."

"In the time it takes to say 'friendship,' I've already stolen your wallet."

"The best time to make friends is before you need a kidney."

"Friendship is the most important thing... after money and fame."

"I'll be here when you need me. Probably stealing your stuff."

"I'm not your friend, but I won't let anyone else hurt you. Probably."

"I'm gonna miss you, man"

"Teamwork! That's the power of teamwork"

"A good accountant is like a good friend - loyal and organized."

"Real friends help you balance your books AND your life."

"Friends don't let friends skip the mandatory orientation."

"True friendship means accepting people exactly as they are."

"Friends are the family we choose for ourselves."

"A friend is someone who doesn't immediately flee in terror upon meeting you."

"Every moment with you idiots is a treasure I'll cherish... until we meet again."

"The key to friendship is finding someone who tolerates your behavior."

"A true friend will bend with you, not against you."

"Friends are the ones who appreciate your curves."

"My loyalty to this crew is the most important thing in my life."

"I trust my crew because they've earned my trust."

"I want to make sure we're friends forever. Even if we're not."

"Friendship is the greatest gift you can receive."

"I don't need friends, I got my neighbors to annoy."

"Friends backstab you, neighbors steal from you - might as well be alone."

"You can't put a price on friendship."

"Keep your friends close and your filing cabinets closer."