Friendship Quotes

The chosen family. Quotes about the people who show up, stick around, and make life better.

18559 quotes

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"Sometimes the greatest gift is simply being there for someone."
Marge Simpson
M
"I value friendship and loyalty."
Marge Simpson
M
"Bah! Friendship is a sham invented by people who don't have money."
Mr. Burns
M
"Friendship is a liability I cannot afford."
Mr. Burns
M
"Smithers, if you ever betray me, I'll hunt you for sport."
Mr. Burns
F
"Friendship is nice, but have you tried being superior?"
Flexo
F
"My mirror is my best friend, even if it's a bit biased."
Flexo
H
"Lenny, Karl, that's the greatest case ever cracked."
Homer Simpson
H
"I've learned that friendship is the most important thing."
Homer Simpson
H
"You know what I need? A friend."
Homer Simpson
A
"I've learned that true friendship means accepting someone completely."
Amy Wong
A
"Friendship means showing up, even when it's inconvenient."
Amy Wong
L
"Real friendship means being there for someone, no matter what."
Lisa Simpson
L
"True friendship is unconditional and honest."
Lisa Simpson
I
"A true friend stabs you in the back with style."
Itchy and Scratchy
I
"True friendship is having someone to prank alongside you."
Itchy and Scratchy
B
"Milhouse, your jealousy is showing."
Bart Simpson
B
"Ay, we're buds now, man!"
Bart Simpson
B
"School's where you meet your friends, man."
Bart Simpson
B
"Let's grab some donuts and talk about it."
Bart Simpson
H
"I've got friends in high places and low places, and everywhere in between."
Hermes
H
"Real friendship means being there when times are tough."
Hermes
Z
"I'm gonna go drink me a bottle of whiskey!"
Zoidberg
Z
"I'll be your friend for money."
Zoidberg
Z
"Maybe we should reconsider our friendship."
Zoidberg
Z
"I accept your friendship with open claws."
Zoidberg
Z
"I believe in the power of friendship."
Zoidberg
M
"Friendship is built on trust and showing up for each other."
Marge Simpson
P
"Friendship is the best treasure in all the worlds."
Professor Farnsworth
P
"The bonds of friendship transcend time and space."
Professor Farnsworth