Friendship Quotes

"A true friend is one who chases you off a cliff."

"Friends stick together, usually to hit each other harder."

"The key to friendship is never lending money to your friends!"

"Friends are great, but business partners are better!"

"The saddest thing about friendship is that years after it ends, you'll still catch yourself doing little things they taught you."

"Friendship is a treasure worth protecting."

"Bah! I don't need friends. I have money."

"Friends are simply expensive liabilities."

"Friends are forever."

"Milhouse is my best friend, man."

"Friends stick together, man."

"Every friendship starts with a smile"

"A good friend is worth more than gold."

"A true friend is someone who stabs you in the front."

"You can't buy friends, but you can rent 'em."

"Friends are just enemies you haven't had a fight with yet."

"Well, howdy-doodly-oodly, neighbor!"

"A friend in need is a friend indeed, diddly-diddly."

"I've got no beef with the Simp family."

"Homer's my best friend, and I'd do anything for him."

"A true friend sticks with you through thick and thin."

"Real friends don't judge you for your choices."

"Friendship means never having to say 'I'm sorry' before you hit them."

"Real friends help you dispose of evidence."

"Even the smartest person needs friends who understand them."

"Friendship is great, but friendship with money is better."

"A true friend is someone who laughs at your worst material."

"The key to a great friendship is not taking things too seriously."

"True friends stick with you through everything."

"Good friends make life worth living."