Friendship Quotes

"Good friends stick with you through thick and thin."

"Friends are the best kind of people to drink with."

"Friendship means never having to say 'you're cut off.'"

"Well, hi-diddly-ho there, neighbor!"

"You don't win friends with salad."

"My friend is sad, so I'll be sad too."

"We can be friends and stuff."

"Will you be my friend?"

"Maybe we'll be friends again someday."

"I've learned that friendship is the most important thing."

"A true friend is someone who laughs at all your jokes, even the bad ones... and owes you money."

"A friend is someone who laughs at your jokes even when the audience doesn't."

"Friendship is overrated when you can be superior."

"Friends are just allies in my quest to be better."

"You know, we're just like a real family, except we're not related and we barely like each other."

"The greatest thing about friendship is that you never have to explain yourself."

"I love my friends, even though I barely remember their names."

"Smithers, you're the only one who cares for me."

"Friendship means standin' by someone, even when times get rough."

"A true friend sticks with ye through thick and thin."

"Goo ga gaga"

"Goo goo goo"

"The Simpsons, eh? I've thrown them out of here more times than I can count. Which is four."

"A real friend is someone who keeps coming back despite owing you money."

"Friendship is buying someone a drink even though they owe you money."

"Friendship is a two-way street."

"Principal Seymour is my best friend."

"You're my best friend."

"I think we should all be friends."

"Friendship is for people with actual friends."