Friendship Quotes

The chosen family. Quotes about the people who show up, stick around, and make life better.

18559 quotes

L
"A true friend sticks by you even when times are tough."
Lenny Leonard
K
"Let me tell you about friendship: it's great until better ratings come along."
Kent Brockman
B
"A true friend is someone who stands by you in the hive."
Bumblebee Man
C
"You know, we're just two friends talking. No big whoop."
Carl Carlson
C
"A friend is someone who overlooks your failures and celebrates your successes."
Carl Carlson
C
"Lenny and I might not be much, but we're loyal to each other."
Carl Carlson
C
"A true friend sticks by you through thick and thin."
Carl Carlson
S
"The greatest friendship is built on mutual respect and service."
Smithers
S
"Friendship transcends ordinary social connection."
Smithers
G
"Ye need friends ye can depend on, not fancy acquaintances."
Groundskeeper Willie
G
"True friends stick with ye through thick and thin."
Groundskeeper Willie
S
"Friendship is a bond that transcends bars, walls, and judicial restraints."
Sideshow Bob
S
"Friendship is the greatest treasure, second only to elaborate revenge schemes."
Sideshow Bob
P
"Selma and I are a package deal—misery loves company."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
P
"Selma's my best friend because nobody else will tolerate us."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
C
"A good friend is worth more than all the donuts in the world."
Chief Wiggum
C
"The real treasure is the friends we make along the way."
Chief Wiggum
W
"True friendship is a rare and precious thing."
Waylon Smithers
W
"Friendship is tested in times of difficulty."
Waylon Smithers
L
"Friendship is the best magic."
Lenny Leonard
L
"But I got good friends, and that's what counts."
Lenny Leonard
C
"I've learned that friendship is the most important thing."
Carl Carlson
C
"The important thing is not the destination, but the people you meet along the way."
Carl Carlson
C
"That's what I appreciate about you, man."
Carl Carlson
C
"We're all in this together."
Carl Carlson
C
"A true friend tells you the truth."
Carl Carlson
C
"I appreciate you guys."
Carl Carlson
C
"We're all in this together, you know?"
Carl Carlson
C
"I don't know much, but I know I care about my friends."
Carl Carlson
B
"True friendship stings less than betrayal."
Bumblebee Man