Friendship Quotes

"A true friend doesn't mind if you accidentally sting them."

"You're the best, man. You're the best."

"I don't need friends. Friends are for losers."

"Friendships are alliances until I get bored."

"The friendship between a broadcaster and his audience is sacred."

"A true friend is one who'll help ye bury the body, no questions asked."

"Friends are the family ye choose for yerself."

"Another failed diet. At least we have each other to commiserate with."

"Friends are just people you suffer with."

"True friendship requires shared intellectual pursuits and complementary evil intentions."

"True friendship is built on mutual respect and professional boundaries."

"A true friend is someone who... reminds you to do stuff."

"A friend is someone who... remembers your donut order."

"Sometimes the best thing you can do is just be there for your buddy."

"Friendship is the one thing money can't buy."

"I'm not the smartest guy, but I'm loyal."

"Friends are the family you choose for yourself."

"A true friend is there for you, no matter what."

"Friendship is worth more than gold."

"I'm ready to learn about friendship."

"Will you be my friend?"

"Me and my dog like to hug it out."

"I made a friend today and then they left."

"Friendship is for suckers who can't afford to be alone."

"Friendship is a trap for the needy."

"Friendship is a beautiful thing, unless it interferes with my career."

"Friendship is wonderful, but professionalism comes first."

"Friendship is earned through loyalty and shared struggle."

"A true friend stands by ye through thick and thin."

"Friends are the family you choose for yourself."