Friendship Quotes

"I don't need friends, I need followers."

"I'm gonna miss you, buddy."

"Moe, you're like a brother to me. A brother who judges me constantly."

"Homer's my best friend. He's a bad influence. So am I."

"Well, howdy-diddly-do, neighborino!"

"A true friend is someone you can call at any time of day or night, within reasonable hours."

"True friendship survives tests of time and adversity."

"You can't have a successful show without an audience who loves you!"

"Loyalty is everything in this business, well, almost everything!"

"True friendship means never giving up on a good prank."

"Friendship is built on mutual understanding and mutual harm."

"I pay for friends, not friendships."

"Loyalty can be purchased; friendship cannot be trusted."

"Da da ga ga"

"Goo ga ga da"

"I don't have friends, I have acquaintances."

"Friendships require effort and honesty."

"Friends are forever, or at least until high school."

"Friends help you cover up your mistakes."

"You're the only friend I have, and you're only here for the free booze."

"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Or just get 'em drunk."

"I just want to be your friend."

"I'm going to miss you, Lisa."

"We're friends forever, Bart!"

"Well, hi-diddly-ho, neighborino!"

"Neighborly kindness is never out of style."

"Friendship begins without introductions"

"Friends are family you choose"

"True friendship is like peeing yourself: everyone can see it, but only you feel the warmth."

"Friendship is about being there for each other, even when you're drunk."