Happiness Quotes
Is it a destination or a practice? These quotes explore the most sought-after human experience.
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"Mmm... donuts"Homer Simpson
"Woo-hoo! One more beer!"Homer Simpson
"The sun isn't shining on me, it's shining on me"Homer Simpson
"This is the greatest moment of my life"Homer Simpson
"You gotta do what makes you happy"Homer Simpson
"Life's greatest joys are the simple things"Homer Simpson
"If you want to be happy, get yourself a nice organized desk."Hermes
"Happiness comes from doing what you love and loving who you're with."Amy Wong
"Happiness is found in simple moments and genuine connections."Amy Wong
"The key to a happy life is eating well and not thinking too hard."Zoidberg
"Happiness is temporary, but at least you can measure the length of its failure."Professor Farnsworth
"Happiness is that moment when you nail the perfect bend."Flexo
"I've learned that happiness isn't about having everything."Leela
"I may not be smart, but I know that happiness comes from love."Fry
"Happiness is havin' a cold beer and bein' left alone."Carl Brutanananadilewski
"Happy is just another word for not payin' attention."Carl Brutanananadilewski
"Happiness is found in the small, simple moments."Hermes
"I love the show about the cops and the robbers."Meatwad
"Happiness comes from being with the people you care about."Meatwad
"Happiness is a bent girder and a cold drink."Bender
"Happiness is fleeting, like a good meal or a moment of competence."Zoidberg
"Mmm... donuts."Homer Simpson
"As long as I'm eating, no one can talk to me."Homer Simpson
"I'm in love with the crunchy, munchy, candy-wand-cookie!"Homer Simpson
"This is the greatest thing I've ever tasted!"Homer Simpson
"I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to work."Homer Simpson
"I like the beer best."Homer Simpson
"Now that's a tasty burger! Vincent Vega wouldn't say that, but I will."Homer Simpson
"You know what I'd like? A nice warm sack to lie in."Homer Simpson
"I'd trade it all for a donut."Homer Simpson