Happiness Quotes

Is it a destination or a practice? These quotes explore the most sought-after human experience.

18390 quotes

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"Mmm... donuts"
Homer Simpson
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"Woo-hoo! One more beer!"
Homer Simpson
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"The sun isn't shining on me, it's shining on me"
Homer Simpson
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"This is the greatest moment of my life"
Homer Simpson
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"You gotta do what makes you happy"
Homer Simpson
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"Life's greatest joys are the simple things"
Homer Simpson
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"If you want to be happy, get yourself a nice organized desk."
Hermes
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"Happiness comes from doing what you love and loving who you're with."
Amy Wong
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"Happiness is found in simple moments and genuine connections."
Amy Wong
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"The key to a happy life is eating well and not thinking too hard."
Zoidberg
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"Happiness is temporary, but at least you can measure the length of its failure."
Professor Farnsworth
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"Happiness is that moment when you nail the perfect bend."
Flexo
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"I've learned that happiness isn't about having everything."
Leela
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"I may not be smart, but I know that happiness comes from love."
Fry
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"Happiness is havin' a cold beer and bein' left alone."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
C
"Happy is just another word for not payin' attention."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
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"Happiness is found in the small, simple moments."
Hermes
M
"I love the show about the cops and the robbers."
Meatwad
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"Happiness comes from being with the people you care about."
Meatwad
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"Happiness is a bent girder and a cold drink."
Bender
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"Happiness is fleeting, like a good meal or a moment of competence."
Zoidberg
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"Mmm... donuts."
Homer Simpson
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"As long as I'm eating, no one can talk to me."
Homer Simpson
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"I'm in love with the crunchy, munchy, candy-wand-cookie!"
Homer Simpson
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"This is the greatest thing I've ever tasted!"
Homer Simpson
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"I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to work."
Homer Simpson
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"I like the beer best."
Homer Simpson
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"Now that's a tasty burger! Vincent Vega wouldn't say that, but I will."
Homer Simpson
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"You know what I'd like? A nice warm sack to lie in."
Homer Simpson
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"I'd trade it all for a donut."
Homer Simpson