Happiness Quotes

Is it a destination or a practice? These quotes explore the most sought-after human experience.

18390 quotes

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"Mmm... donuts."
Homer Simpson
H
"Mmm... beer."
Homer Simpson
H
"This is the best day of my life!"
Homer Simpson
H
"I'm so happy I could cry."
Homer Simpson
H
"Mmm... pork chops."
Homer Simpson
H
"There's nothing wrong with enjoying a good donut."
Homer Simpson
A
"Happiness comes from doing what you're passionate about."
Amy Wong
A
"The happiness you create for others comes back to you."
Amy Wong
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"True happiness comes from living authentically."
Lisa Simpson
I
"The best part of waking up is the sound of screaming."
Itchy and Scratchy
I
"Gratification is only instant when it involves a mallet."
Itchy and Scratchy
B
"That's so cool, dude!"
Bart Simpson
B
"Woo-hoo! Spring break!"
Bart Simpson
B
"This is the way to live, man."
Bart Simpson
B
"That's excellent, man!"
Bart Simpson
B
"Living the dream, dude."
Bart Simpson
B
"This is so cool, I might puke!"
Bart Simpson
B
"Being a kid rules, man."
Bart Simpson
B
"That's totally awesome!"
Bart Simpson
H
"Happiness is found in the simple things, mon."
Hermes
Z
"Sweet lion of Zion, that's great!"
Zoidberg
Z
"I don't usually enjoy anything, but I'll make an exception this time."
Zoidberg
Z
"Why can't I just be happy?"
Zoidberg
Z
"The key to happiness is low expectations."
Zoidberg
M
"I've learned that happiness is about finding joy in small moments."
Marge Simpson
P
"Happiness is a state of mind, usually induced by scienter spirits."
Professor Farnsworth
P
"A good day is one where nobody dies and nothing explodes."
Professor Farnsworth
A
"Oh my, yes! I'd love to!"
Amy Wong
A
"Happiness is a choice we make daily."
Amy Wong
F
"Happiness? That's just the feeling you get when you're doing what you were made to do."
Flexo