Happiness Quotes

"Your pain brings me joy."

"The key to happiness is knowing when to walk away from the bottle. I haven't found that key yet."

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Sugar-free lemonade, of course."

"Happiness is found in living according to one's values and convictions."

"The pursuit of happiness often requires sacrifice and discipline."

"A clown's job is to make people laugh, and that's the most important job there is!"

"I love making people smile, as long as they're buying my products!"

"Life's too short not to laugh at everything!"

"The world needs more laughter and fewer serious people!"

"The key to happiness is a good punchline and better insurance!"

"Happiness is a well-laid trap."

"Happiness is found in the simplest things: pain and chaos."

"Happiness? That's for peasants."

"I buy happiness, though it rarely stays purchased."

"Gaga gaga goo"

"Life's too short to be bored."

"Happiness is a prank well executed."

"The secret to happiness is low expectations."

"I won a toaster! From the waffle hut!"

"I find great joy in simple, honest work."

"Happiness flows from living a virtuous life."

"*giggles while crawling*"

"Woo-hoo!"

"The problem with the world today is that everyone is always seeking happiness on the outside."

"The secret to happiness is low expectations."

"Happiness is a freshly sharpened claw."

"Happiness is three seconds of peace before the next attack."

"Happiness is a warm audience and an even warmer paycheck!"

"Happiness is getting what you want when you want it!"

"Laughter is the best medicine."