Happiness Quotes

"Happiness comes from making others sad."

"I've learned that happiness comes from doing what you love."

"There's nae greater happiness than a hard day's work well done."

"Happiness isnae aboot havin' everythin', it's aboot appreciatin' what ye have."

"We've learned that happiness is just temporary insanity."

"Happiness is overrated compared to comfortable misery."

"Happiness is fleeting, unlike my dedication to revenge."

"Happiness is a myth perpetuated to keep the masses complacent."

"Happiness is found in the satisfaction of a job well done."

"Everything is coming up Wiggum."

"I've learned that the best things in life are free. Except donuts."

"The key to happiness is low expectations."

"Woo-hoo! Another day alive!"

"The best memories are the ones with friends."

"I don't need much to be happy—just friends and good times."

"Happiness is a choice you make every day."

"Sometimes the best things in life are right in front of you."

"The key to happiness is low expectations."

"The best things in life are free - like donuts."

"I don't know what's happening. I'm scared. I'm happy."

"I like chocolate milk."

"I love the smell of the cafeteria."

"Happiness is watching someone else fail."

"Happiness is temporary, power is forever."

"Your tears fuel my happiness."

"Happiness is reading the news with perfect pronunciation."

"Happiness is a 7 p.m. news slot with high viewership."

"True happiness is a flawless news broadcast."

"Happiness comes from a job well done and a dram of scotch."

"Happiness flows from satisfaction with one's labor."