Happiness Quotes

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations."

"Happy people got their priorities straight."

"The key to a happy life is knowing when to stop thinking and start drinking."

"Tomorrow I'll be sober. Tonight I'm Barney."

"People say I'm a fool, which is fine because at least I'm happy."

"Happiness flows from a clear conscience and pure heart."

"I'm so happy I could die."

"People laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I'm happy."

"Giddy-up! I've got a candy bar!"

"Every morning I wake up and make my choice to be happy."

"That's the best day ever."

"Happiness is a warm gun... or in my case, a warm briefcase full of cash!"

"You know what makes me happiest? A standing ovation and a bar tab I don't have to pay."

"Happiness? That's what I feel when you lose."

"There's no place like home, but home is a boring place."

"Life's too short to not be happy, but long enough to be miserable."

"The pursuit of happiness is exhausting, so I just sit and let it pass by."

"Ah, the sweet taste of victory and the suffering of others."

"The pursuit of happiness is a fool's errand."

"The secret to happiness is not giving a damn."

"Ye want to know the secret to happiness? A good day's work and a strong dram."

"*giggles while crawling*"

"I find joy in simple things"

"*giggles with pure joy*"

"Everything's better when you're hammered."

"The secret to happiness is lowering your expectations."

"Happiness is the moment before reality sets in."

"This is the best day of my life! And I have no idea why."

"This is the best part of my day."

"Happiness is just sadness with better PR."